Quality Control

I would like to make a formal request for a little quality control to the makers of Peanut M&Ms.  I sat quietly by as you added blue to the color scheme, even though it had zero appeal to my taste buds.  I do have to draw the line when I bite into my beloved Peanut M&Ms and find the main selling point (that would be a peanut) missing!  I could almost live with a single peanut missing in a bag of those tasty morsels.  However, I'm finding multiple disappoints per bag!  There is nothing worse than getting ready for the hard shell crunch, the second layer of soft chewy chocolate only to bite down to the empty experience of no "peanut in the middle" payoff.  Certainly there is a way to check for missing peanuts before they make store shelves.  How about a high powered, whole candy scanner?  I read where the TSA has decommissioned a bunch of them at airports.  I'll bet you can purchase them on the cheap.   This customer would greatly appreciate your efforts on my behalf.

Time changed...I didn't!

Is it me or have the time keepers been moving the official "time change calculator" a bit.  It seems like DST arrived earlier this year.  No worries...it wouldn't matter where it landed, I'm NEVER prepared nor does my body respond well to it.  All week it feels like I'm running to catch up to father time.  My chickadee rhythm (or whatever its called) is totally fried.  I'm waking up every hour through the night.  REM sleep??? Not in this man's regimen!  Why can't the time freaks leave time alone!!!  If you like daylight savings so much, leave it there.   Please stop the EST/DST insanity.  Whomever had the original idea, should have his/her eyelids pinned open.  Never mind... I'm sure the originator is long gone...dead...from lack of sleep!