All The Time

Another of those paid-for-by-someone studies had its results released recently. The conclusion is that women think about sex MORE times than men per day. WHAT?! I'm all for equality of the sexes but men should be winning this poll HANDS down!

What has happened the the minds of men. Do we have something better to be thinking about? Cars? Food? How will we pay for the gas to fill the car to get to the food?

I say we men need to RISE UP and meet the challenge HEAD on! We need to re-train ourselves to think about nothing but sex 24/7. Are YOU going to let a woman take away the one thing you are known for? Talk about identity theft! Get thinking naughty thoughts immediately!

Of course, the study could have been flawed. Maybe they just didn't interview enough priests!

Sleep Apnea

Well - it's been a while since my last post. (As I was reminded by a fellow blogger who still has 2005 on the bottom of her page!)

I've taken some time to track down reasons for my increasingly lethargic trek through life. After an overnight sleep study I was confirmed to have Sleep Apnea. It's a condition that causes you to just about stop breathing through the night. So, your brain (my other problem according to my wife.) wakes you up to start sucking in some fresh air. In my case, I was waking up 77 times an hour. When did I sleep???? No wonder I always felt tired and had no energy.

They put me on a little device called a CPAP. It forces air down your throat, keeping it open for regular breathing. It's kind of the Air Traffic Controller of the body. I haven't been on it too long, but, the difference it quite amazing. Heck, I might even mow my lawn this year... well let's not get carried away. Maybe I'll start with small steps, like taking out the trash.

I might even get posting more regularly... I won't hold my BREATH!