Here's one that gets the ole Rooster crowing. A school is putting its old sports jerseys up for sale on Ebay. Why? Because the name of their team was the Indians. Wouldn't you know it offended someone. So now they are going by the name "Bengals". Hold On! Aren't Bengals an endangered species. You'd best be changing your name again. Bengals offends me. You are promoting the killing of Bengal tigers!! You'd better pick something safe in this country. Wouldn't want to offend anyone. How about the Goldenrods - NOPE, hayfever victims would be waving their little white hankies in your face. How about the Meatheads - NOPE, Archie Bunker fans would come out of the woodwork.
I've got it! Let's just play it safe from now on and name our teams after former Presidents! The Clintons, The Bushes, The Kennedys, The Nixons, etc. How much safer can you be. After all this is still America...isn't it. This just in, America evidently offends terrorists... well here we go again!
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Ok, but weren't the Nixons and the Kennedys band names? If it is OK for the band, it should be OK for the sports nuts
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