Proof U.S. IS GOING WACKO #1

Did you hear about the big fight between two Wal-Mart employees? It got so heated that one girl ended up with a stab wound to her stomach. You may wonder what could they have been fighting about to cause this kind of response. Apparently the fight was over soup. You read right, SOUP! They couldn't agree as to which one of them would have access to the microwave first! When was the last time you stabbed someone to use the microwave?! Proof positive that the United States is headed WACKO!