Whoever decided that months should have non-matching days? 31 days, 30 days, 28 days and 29 days (every 4th year). Why should we have a poem just so kids (and adults) can remember how many days are in each month? I'm ready to bring sanity back to America.
Here's my plan - We will now have months all equal to 28 days... period! I know, you are thinking but that will leave us 29 days short of 365. I propose we call a year 364 days and just add a 13 month with 28 days. Yep - it would land between August and September. Who wouldn't like an extra month of summer? Next you probably are thinking but what would this extra month be called. Rest easy I've already come up with a name... Autumnary. Just think. Those calendars you buy at the end of each year would almost be worth the money you spend on them because you'd get an extra month at no extra charge.
Who's with me?!
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